I have no friends. 

No, really, it's true. Today when I told Brig, "wahh I don't have any friends" he said "yes you do! Gov!" 

That's right. No Hank Mardukas or Diana Barry, this little guy is my best friend. Lets just catalog my awesomely pathetic life on October 6th, 2012:

Bff exhibit A

7 am: the Precious wakes up with his super annoying whine. Its really actually kinda cute, bc its like a "hey, im awake" but definitely with a whimpering "please I just want to be with you".  Im so annoyed he wants me to get out of bed but still flattered he likes me so much. See the effect this crazy has on me? So, anyways, I take him out.

9am-1 pm: Brig goes golfing. The Gov and I watch a DVR recorded movie that we know Brigham would never watch with us due to the fact thats its made for 15 year old girls who get a kick outta cheesy pick-up-lines and happily ever afters. Gov never leaves my side. Begs for Cheerios. Let him lick the bowl bc I hate the leftover milk anyways. 

10am: Gov and I go for a run. Its lovely. No complaints there other than when he lunged for another dog and ripped my headphones out of my ears. That hurt. 

10-1pm: artfully wasted time. The mailman delivered the new People magazine so I know I read that. Gov ripped up the cardboard postcard things inside and did NOT like Nikki Minaj's sample fragrance page.

1pm: Brigham gets home. Make mashed potatoes. Decide Governor needs his own bowl. Take picture bc its funny and reminds me of Nicholas and Tiera (mershed potaterss!!). Brigham doesn't see the humor. It must be a Torres thing. 

1-3pm: I have no idea what I did during this time, but I DO know not a second went by that Gov wasn't physically touching me. I did fall asleep on the floor and woke up with Governor on my back. 

3pm: Took Gov to his favorite park. Threw football with Brigham, raced Gov.

430pm: watched General Conference. Governor, the good Christian that he is, watched the whole thing on my lap.

7pm: Took shower. Guess who joined me? Yes, Gov. He now smells like Lavender. 

8pm: Brig goes to the Priesthood session at church leaving me and His Majesty to solve world hunger. 

826pm: realize how insanely pathetic my day was and blog about it for posterity. Gov is, of course, on my lap. I really can't think of a moment today he wasn't within 2 feet from me.  Attachment issues? No way. 

Who said moving away from all your friends is hard?